In this episode, our completely sane masked podcasters desperately try to avoid discussing the mysterious Z-Machines. They gabble frantically about serotonin, perfectionism, homebrew adventure games, and murderous alien nymphomania. They uncover terrifying connections and a sinister conspiracy that will shake the foundations of your very soul. They discuss... woodburning kits. But can they avoid the horrible torment of the Z-machines? Well, probably not. But I wanted to give you a brief feeling of hope. Enjoy.

After announcing an exit toll from the podcast, our intrepid researchers investigate evil in all its forms. They discuss abdominal wounds, pain-based meditation, background noise, evil twins, and the frightening intersection between Tron, Three's Company, and pornography. They also sing. Enjoy.